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Nesgroup address: alt.building.construction - Date & Time for the message: Wed, 14 Sep 2005 13:03:15 -0400
/ Author of the message: "Amun" |
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Re: Naughty sounding questions asked at hardware store...
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"Bill" <bill190nospam@yahoo.com> wrote in message news:3oobqsF6t0esU1@individual.net... > I once worked in a hardware/lumber store and heard some funny questions > asked at times, mostly by women.... > > Where is your caulk? > > I need some caulk. > > Where can I find a stud? > > Guy asking new female cashier: Where are your nipples? (small pipe) Female > cashier gets ticked off. > > Old lady comes in, tells young female cashier up front she needs a screw, > so female cashier walks her to back of store. Then female cashier standing > behind lady says "Bill, this lady needs a screw. Can you help her?" > > Lady says she needs a plug. > I say "male or female?" > She says "What's the difference?" > Me (blushing): "Well I'll just show you." (I show her male and female > plug.) > Lady (now blushing too): "Oh I get it!" > > Guy comes in and asks female cashier if she has a "6 inch hole <slight |
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